Really.

If the horrible little deities of this thrice-cursed place are so jealous of my wardrobe that they feel the need to stoop to the low of pathetic fallacy in order to thwart me, they need a hobby and a back rub. Not, of course, that I'm providing, but if I had that large of a stick lodged up my ass to cause such an incident as this, I'd need ( Read more... )

From Old English, myrige, or maybe Common (Vulgar?) Germanic, murgijaz, which means "short-lasting". Personally, I go with the "short-lasting" bit, it has connotations of "making time fly", or something. It's where you get "mergelijc" from. The 'y' made a "oo" sort of sound, but got hit with Kentish, so you write it with an 'e' and eventually ( Read more... )

Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.

My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when ( Read more... )

...Interesting.

Please form lines a respectable distance away from my house, the leftmost line for those who've met me before, the middle line for... special friends and the right line for those wanting an autograph.

Mind you, any possessions lost while in line are not my concern.

Thank you for your time.

Oh, thank Zeus for infertility. I don't really know what horrors I'd be releasing upon the world, bearing children. Little monsters.

And that is why people but rarely ask if I enjoyed the 1340s. Because no one did. I spent most of my time in Warsaw, then, and Magdenburg. Yes, there were outbreaks there, but they were fewer.

Milan was also relatively safe... I, however, rather disliked the monestaries. For those year, I played Pan most often.

I am Robin Goodfellow, and I regret nothing.

That's pathetic, not even I'm convinced by that. Then what? I wish I hadn't have met them? What then? Nothing.

I regret-

I dearly wish I'd have invested more in Apple stocks, at the time. I'd be much better off.

[ooc Strikes written in the last ten seconds of the curse, before it wore off, then ( Read more... )

Yes, an influx of new citizens, as it where? Interesting, interesting...

I do wonder, seeing the infinate amount of lives I have- ah- ...touched over the years-- and a great many years it has been-- I wonder, do I know any of you?

Do any of you know the Goodfellow?